What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
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