Why did the elk have great hair?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What shape is bad at driving?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why are baseball games at night?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?