What is blue and not heavy?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

If you need help building an ark..

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did the chicken cross the net?