Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?