Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What type of car do planets buy?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?