Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?