What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why are winter days great?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What animal is always ready to protect people?