What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Bears love exotic cars.

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a peanut in space?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?