Why do elephants have trunks?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?