What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Which computer won the talent show?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Which plant has the best roar?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?