Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's a henway?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?