Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Which animal will never go bald?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?