Why was the computer cold at work?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why was the spider so smart?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Where do horses reside?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What is blue and not heavy?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?