How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

When should you start writing a book?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What does Santa order at the bar?