Which animal is the best at trying new things?
A guinea pig.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
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