Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What did the sick chicken say?

How can you farm during the winter?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?