What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How was the wedding?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why was the pirate late for work?