What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

How is cat food sold?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What do trees keep as a pet?

It's allergy season again?