What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why was the math book sad?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Which is the worst season?