What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
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How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What animals make the best students?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
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