What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What fish only swims at night?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?