Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the calf play in the school band?