Where do colds go on vacation?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What day do hands always go to church?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What birds always travel in twos?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do golfers drink on the green?