When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What horn never makes a sound?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?