Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What kind of bird can write?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why do elephants have trunks?