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What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Which animals make the best football players?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What type of car do planets buy?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

When do astronauts eat?