My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why are ghosts always single?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do cows like to dance to?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What did summer say to spring?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?