My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?