What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?