What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I'm not a bad putter.