What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?