Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?