What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What shape is bad at driving?