What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

How do you grill cheese?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?