Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Can February March?

What game do bats excel at?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why is a computer so smart?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?