How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why did the frog starve?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What vegetables make the best music?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why was the pirate late for work?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?