What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
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