What do stars celebrate in December?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Want to hear a joke about construction?