What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you eat on July 5th?
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