What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is the coolest country?
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