What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's a forklift?
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