What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What do trees wear to the lake?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
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