What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
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