What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Where do termites go camping?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?