What do trees wear to the lake?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Which cats love to be petted?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What tea do footballers drink?