What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Which animal will never go bald?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?