What time does everyone love to drink?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?