What type of bean doesn't have protein?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the barber win the race?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?