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How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?