What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
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