What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
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