What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why are winter days great?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
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