What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Which is the worst season?

It's allergy season again?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why do cats give such great massages?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?