Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Which former US President was always cold?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

I'm not a bad putter.

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What dogs are always lying to you?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?