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Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do jokesters study in college?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What's E.T. short for?