Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why do math teachers love March?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What game do mice love to play?

Which relative loves rice?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why was the musician arrested?