Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

How do bees get to school?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How do chickens leave the highway?