What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do eggs end a TV show?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Families are like fudge.

Why are computers so good at golf?