How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

That bird won't stop squawking.