Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What type of birds stay together forever?
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