Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why was the mime upset?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?