Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
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