Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Bears love exotic cars.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Do dads always snore?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do bears keep cool?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What animal always goes to heaven?
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