Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which computer won the talent show?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
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