Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of bird can write?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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