Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What's a priest's favorite food?