How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How did the toad die?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
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