How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What's black and white and red all over?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?