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They keep a stable diet.
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What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
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On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's the politest month?
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What's a cow's favorite music note?
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