What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why was the dairy grumpy?