Why could no one recognize the sheep?
He had a goatee.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
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