Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why do bees gossip?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

How do you grill cheese?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?