Why could no one recognize the sheep?
He had a goatee.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What car always breaks the rules?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was the bud so shy?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What kind of bird can write?
How do horses navigate at night?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
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