What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?