Why could no one recognize the sheep?
He had a goatee.
Why was the dog overweight?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why is the beach so confident?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
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