Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?