Why could no one recognize the sheep?
He had a goatee.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
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