Where do mice leave their boats?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?