Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why do all the planets get along?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?