What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What type of car do planets buy?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?