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They're always spotted.
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How does a lion greet other animals?
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Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Who invented fractions?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
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