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Where do goldfish go camping?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

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What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What table can you never sit at?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?