Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
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Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Do dads always snore?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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