Why was the horse so happy?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?