What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Why are turtles so shy?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?