What math figure is also in the band?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.