What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why do math teachers love March?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?