Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why don't ants get sick?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's the most determined bird?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?