Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?