Why do hogs play so much football?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do jokesters study in college?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?