What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

When do cows get tired?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?