Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do you say to a really good barista?