What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why are frogs always happy?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Who invented fractions?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Where do hamsters come from?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

I used to be addicted to not showering.