What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?