Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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