Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
Why do two skunks argue?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
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