Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's black and white and red all over?
What sport do horses love to play?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
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