What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What animal should you never play poker with?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Where do German dogs sleep?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?