Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?