What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?