How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How do scientists grow fruit?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
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