Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?