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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do you give a sick pig?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?