What kind of computers do horses use?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why are fish such good architects?

What bird is losing its hair?

How do lawyers say goodbye?