Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?