How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?