Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where do ships always get stuck?
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