What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do cats wear to work?

How does a pizza introduce itself?