Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
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