What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where do actors go to pray?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
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