What do you call an Irish spider?

How do dog catchers get paid?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why is winter considered holy?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?