What kind of snake would you find on a car?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What sport are eggs the best at?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?