What makes pirates such good singers?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?