What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?