Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What color are all the books in the library?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?