What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How does dinner smell?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
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