What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
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