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Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?