What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
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