What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
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