What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?