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What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why are baseball players so good at math?