What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
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How can you make 7 even?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
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