What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
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