What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Do dads always snore?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
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