What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Where does laundry go to college?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What tree has the most bark?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?