Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?