What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Someone stole my mood ring!