Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What sport do horses love to play?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?