A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why was the bud so shy?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?