Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?