Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is another name for a cow?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why is winter considered holy?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

How do you compliment a cat?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?