Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Who won the race between two balls of string?