What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?