Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

How do you make a cow float?

What's the most masculine animal?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What do you call bees that are best friends?