What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What season begins with a thud?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What food is a man's best friend?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
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