Why did the turkey join the band?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?