How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
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