What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Someone stole all my lamps.