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Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

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How does dinner smell?