Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
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