What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?