Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?