What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why was the computer cold at work?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?