Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?