What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
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