What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Where does water do all its banking?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Bears love exotic cars.