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What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

When should you start writing a book?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?